"Show tunes out of context, they render my stomach useless. I've warned you. I have warned you."


"I've got muscles. They're just sleeping. Don't wake them. Let them sleep."


"You have entered a no-bullshit zone. Leave it outside. It doesn't work with me."


"Darling, with an ass as big as yours, innocent bystanders could get hurt!"


"Before you begin, I'd just like to make it clear that I don't have the energy for a fake conversation."


"I'm in a totally zen-like state… Can't you tell how fucking zen I am?!"