"Listen to you? I'd rather listen to the sound of me sucking out the juices of a corpse through its anal sphincter. Harsh, but true."
"Oh, put the phone down... No, you put it down first.... No, you... Just put the arse-rimming pig-fucking mother-shit fuck phone down! Jeeesuuuusssss... Whatever."
"Today is a good day. I like today. Today, I feel good. Today, I'm going to tell you, you're a cum stain and your presence in my life is nothing. Today is a good day."
"As a vacuous cum bucket, you're perfect."
"Of course I know where your eyes are. I just like staring at your tits. Thank you!"
"You try feeding me any processed soya, you're going to find it very hard to wipe your ass without any fucking arms."
"Correctomundo! Take the frame and shit on it, stick it on the wall and stare at it with pride. Cause that's the best thing you're ever going to do."
"Don't worry. I'll find it. That's what I do, find things. I find you annoying. See?"
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